And The Best Ass On The Internet Belongs To…….

November 19, 2008

It was tough to pick one ass over the other, as all the entrants had absolutely fabulous ones. But I’ve finally chosen a winner for the Covering Your Ass In Business competition. And she gets a free ad on this blog for one month.

I’m guessing - and sort of hoping that most of you won’t recognise her from this pic. But the winner is Betsy Wuebker of Passing Thru. And once you’ve finished checking out her ass, you really want to check out Betsy’s blog. She has some great posts on there, including: REAL and Stand Up And Trust Yourself.

Congratulations Betsy. I’ll be replacing the ass at the foot of the page, with your ass today. And just email and let me know when you want your one month free ad to start.

And if you didn’t win - don’t worry, there’s another competition coming up this week. So come back for the chance to win 500 amazing colour postcards to promote your business. And if you’re not already a subscriber, click here to subscribe in an RSS reader.

Show Your Ass Comp Update

November 7, 2008

Lots of folk have been asking about the rules of the show your ass competition. So here’s a quick update. Also, I’m extending the closing date to next Tuesday (11th November 08), to give you a chance to get a decent, or indecent pic taken.

You Don’t Need To Send In A Pic Of Your Bare Ass

You can be as creative as you like and you don’t actually need to send in a pic of your bare ass. But you can if you want to - we all like a good laugh.

I did mention that the owner of the ass has to be over 18 to enter. But it’s ok to send pics in of yourself when you were younger, so long as you’re 18 or over now.

Competition: Show Your Ass On My Blog

November 3, 2008

A few weeks ago, I committed one of the biggest blogging sins. I put a picture of someone’s ass on my blog. I don’t know if you noticed but at the foot of my blog, I like to showcase three popular posts, with pics.

Now, I know you wouldn’t normally find a picture of someone’s ass on a business blog but this is not a conventional business blog. And my readers don’t want to run boring, cookie cutter type businesses.

Anyway, one of my most popular posts in recent weeks has been Seven Tips for Covering Your Ass in Business. And I did find a pic of an ass on Flickr to use with the post. But it wasn’t a very good ass. In fact if mine looked like that, I’d spend 8 hours a day on a Stairmaster. And it was putting me off my breakfast. Also, if was pretty obvious the pic was taken anonymously and I dreaded the day some woman emailed me and said “Hey bitch, you’ve got my ass on your website.”

So I’ve replaced the bad ass temporarily, with a pole dancer’s ass. Trouble is, once you’ve seen one pole dancers ass, you’ve seen them all. So, this is where you come in.

Email me a pic of your ass by Sunday 9th November and you could win a month of free advertising. I’ll feature your ass on the front page of my blog. Plus, I’ll also link the picture to your blog or website.

What I’m Looking For

Ok, I was going to say I want a tasteful pic. But I’m not sure if there is a tasteful pic of someone’s ass. If the pic was humorous, or unusual, I’d be more likely to choose it. And if your ass is grotesque, with heaps of cellulite, you might want to take a pic of a friend’s ass and send that in instead (it might be best to do this anonymously).

The Rules

Email me a pic of your ass (or a friend’s ass, if preferred) to cath at cathlawson dot com by Sunday 9th November.

I will choose the ass that seems the best fit for my blog.

Photoshopped pics are acceptable.

All asses entered must belong to someone who is 18 or over.

The winner has until the end of December 2008 to begin running their 125 x 125 ad on this blog.

You will need to provide your own ad (I suck at ad design). Or I can point you in the direction of decent ad designers, or free resources you can use to design your own ad.

So, what do you think? Are you up for it? Think about it - you’ll get a free ad, plus a whole heap of publicity, as I’ll definitely be issuing a press release when I’ve chosen the winner. So your ass and website domain name may even wind up in local or national newspapers too.

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